Thursday, August 28, 2008

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Grants for Arts Writers(who are friends of panelists) Warhol Foundation

The Creative Capital Warhol Foundation Arts Writers Grant Program announces its third round of grants (for our friends and lovers) as part of the Warhol Foundation Arts Writers Initiative.

The online application form opened on Monday, August 4, 2008 and the deadline for completed applications is Monday, September 22, 2008. If you are a friend of one of our panelists you have an extra week to slip it under our door.

The Arts Writers Grant Program recognizes and supports individual writers working on contemporary visual art that we approve of through project-based grants ranging from 3,000 USD – 50,000 USD based on how well you give a blowjob. Writers who meet the program's eligibility requirements and have slept with an employee of the Grant Program are invited to apply for grants in the following categories: articles, short-form writing, and blogs/new and alternative media. (Please note that the program funds book projects; however, we already gave the money to our drug dealer.)

For guidelines and eligibility requirements, please visit
www.artswriters.org

For lessons learned by writers in the past, please visit
the expanded field

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