Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Surfer Seeks Funny Shit

Dear Thankless Neighbors 3 Doors Down

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Date: 2008-04-02, 12:32PM CDT

You and your airhead girlfriend/wife/fuckwit manage to leave your garage door open and/or car windows open,many a time only to have the neighborhood rabble come rifle through your shit and take whatever they want. And since they have endless access to your various amounts of crap,they decide to go up and down our street and break into other's cars,which ARE locked,thinking our street is a fucking buffet of pawn fodder. I have called the cops a couple of times already to have them close your garage when you aren't home. I have found your skank's bag and I.D. after the rabble have taken what they want from it and leave it by the mailbox. But what really cheese's me off is that I haven't gotten a thank you for watching out for your pathetic asses. Even the cops think you're ungrateful shitheads for being so thankless and careless. I've been told not to even bother calling the cops to protect your house any longer.So the next time I see the "boys" coming down the street to take your shit,I'll just yell "help yourself!" and NOT call the cops. If you don't give a shit,then why should the rest of us? Thanks for making our street a scum magnet. Thanks for furthering the criminal careers of the neighborhood youths. I moved from a shitty apartment to this? Oh,and by the way,I think your girlfriend/wife/fuckwit is cheating on you. Enjoy the rest of your day.


Derek Shumate said...

reminds me of the time I saw when someone posted an ad on craigslist on behalf of an enemy where they invited everyone to their home and said "everything is free, come and get what you need". They tore the house up from top to bottom.

could you imagine?