Poll Results: Self Flagellation Wins!

What Else Do You Do?

Masturbate- 44%

Reading and/or Writing- 11%
Making Music- 11%

Cry- 7%
Watch Sports- 7%

Go to Church- 5%
Go on Howard Stern- 5%

Cook and/or Eat- 3%
Clean and/or Renovate- 1%
Exercise- 1 vote

OMG you guys and girls, all you do is sit at home and whack it! Whoo hoo! It is nice to see that writing and reading as well as making music are the most popular things to do besides beating the meat (or pie).

Secondarily, watching sports and bawling your eyes out seem to be two polar opposites that are equally as popular as each other. Good grief.

Equal in the polls and also equally polarizing is the third tier- going on Howard Stern or going to church.

Cooking, cleaning and exercising bring up the rear with a low outcome- the Ron Paul of What Else Do You Do?