Animal print lovers unite! Zaza Hotel has covered the elegant Warwick Hotel in cheese. Between the Museum of Fine Arts and Hermann Park, Zaza has brought a little bit of Dallas hysteria to Houston.
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Be prepared for money badly spent, from the zebra-stripe chairs in the Tycoon room to the Fatal Charms suite, where it’s possible to indulge the
George Costanza wet dream of wrapping yourself in velvet.
After the hotel opened this past summer, the best rumor of the year sprang up- that Zaza had dwarves working the lobby in plastic sombreros filled with chips and queso. It doesn’t help their image to be bathing promotional materials in hot pink and glossy fashion photos- this is truly a place designed for fans of
Legally Blonde: The Musical.
As a side note- either the
Monarch Restaurant sucks or their IT guy was fired for hitting on the hostess- how are you going to have a
Press Clips webpage with zero reviews?
via "Worst of Houston" Houston Free Press January 2008
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Monarch recieved a grade of "D" in the new Fearless Critic book. Brasil got a D-. Ouch.
I miss the old Warwick. Every time I step foot in Zaza, I feel as though I'm suddenly in Midtown... except the boob jobs are better.
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